Yep, you heard me right…There are just not enough cookies in this world
Why do you say that??
I have this thing that helped me quit drinking other than support, a strong family bond and a will to stay clean from what led me down “the dark path” in my life and that would be cookies.
Yeah, laugh all you want but it is the honest truth!
Now, when I say that there are just not enough cookies in this world is my way of saying…I can’t take it any longer!
Instead of breaking down and losing everything that I have striven for in these past two and a half years I go to what eases my urge for an alcoholic drink and that would be cookies.
Not just any ordinary cookies at that… Chips A Hoy cookies to be exact.
There just are not enough cookies in this world!
Yeah, I said it again…why? well…for SEO purposes really but if you don’t build websites you would think I am just repeating myself. LOL
No, but out of honesty, I say that phrase a ton and it has become an inside joke around here where I live. Why you ask? I live with my Fiance’ and her three girls. Two eighteen year old twins and her older daughter who is almost twenty five, and three cats (two which are also female) and a female pit bull mix!
There is a ton of women here and just me and Mr.Cat here.
But, for this blog post, that is not why I started writing this tonight. I actually started writing a blog review of a new product I am trying to promote and to be super honest…I suck at “selling” myself.
Have you ever been soooo frustrated that picking up that beer or wine or even a mixed drink to calm the nerves have crossed your mind?
I don’t have that ability as you can probably tell. So, my thing is to grab a tall glass of Vit.D whole milk, a family sized Chips A Hoy package and eat damn near the whole thing!
Why, why would anyone near their 50’s do such a thing?! Well, think about it for a few seconds… After downing that much milk and cookies would you be interested in drinking any alcohol?
Even when I was a drunk I could not even think about anything sweet or even milk for that matter. My milk and cookies and a few other foods and drinks were made of Wheat, Barley, Malt, Hops and something known as Alcohol.
You see where this leaded me to? Yep, I got my food groups from one can or bottle and back then, that was all I ever needed.
Milk and Cookies
Ahhhhh, now that is my release…. A cold tall glass of refreshing vitamin D milk and a full packages of chocolate chip cookies! Wait, where are you going?
Oh, going to grab some milk and cookies eh? Me too! LOL
See, I bet any amount of money that you were at least thinking about it if you were not slamming down a cold beer, right?
Yeah, me too. I didn’t but I actually did that before writing this blog post so I am fine (milk and cookies that is)
It’s funny when I tell people about what helped me quit drinking was milk and cookies they look at me like I have three heads. And get this folks, I actually lost almost half my body weight all while that was my main meal.
But other than not drinking alcohol and gorging on the milk and cookies, I also ate right, worked my ass off at Disney and kept in good spirits.
I did weigh a whopping 265lbs before I quit drinking and now weigh no more than 180-185lbs.
Where are you going with this blog Chris?
Great question! Wish I knew. LOL actually before I started writing this one and what got me to utter the infamous phrase “There are just not enough cookies in this world” was my attempt at writing a biz opp for a new product I am trying my best to get everyone I know to sign up to.
Want to know what it is? It is named LEAF-IT. It is a new social media platform/app. that pays you money when you share a photo and even better than that gives you the ability to manage all your social media’s from one platform.
Did you read that carefully? Yes, an app and social media platform that is sharing its revenue with the end user!!
I wish I could explain it like they do in the videos but once you see it, understand the way it pays you, you would absolutely fall in love with it!! I’m telling you, you have NEVER seen anything like it to this date!
You know the best part of it, it is FREE. Yep, free! Don’t believe me? CLICK HERE—>https://www.leafit.biz/cbuda20
Ya know, as an Electrician the one thing about our trade is that every job we go on, when done…so are we. It SUCKS! Some are lucky enough to stay on with the company and some are not.
In the last few years I have not been lucky enough to do that. Why else do you think I keep trying my damndest to make it online!
I want that sit at home and make money lifestyle, who doesn’t? Be my own boss! Who else reading this are tired of their job making crap money only to be talked down to, let go when the boss “don’t need your services any longer”?
I am so sick and tired of that! I have been putting up with that crap for over 20 years!!!! (I’m doing my best to keep this post clean)
Yeah, sorry for ranting and raving but one thing I am ranting and raving about in a good way is this new opportunity I am trying to promote. If I have only 3 people sign up under me and so forth and so forth then I, and whoever under me and under them will never have to put up with a crappy boss again!!
Are you hearing me? This is one way out! It is not easy but sure beats the hell out of putting up with a company who does not care about you much is.
Ok, enough about all that, time to grab some more milk and cookies but, then again…There are just not enough cookies in this world!